Let it be said;
when the children come, the sanity will get the hell out of dodge…
This poor Santa dog who just got home from a long night of partying.
Don’t worry Barbie…We’ve all been there.
A cat who stares menacingly into your eyes while you try to urinate.
Nope that’s not what I meant when I said put your pillow where it belongs…
Nor when I said put your markers away.
And this naked baby really just freaks the hell out of me…Combined with the cat- that was one scary pee.
And of course we can’t forget the vampire teeth in a houseplant.
Or Hello Kitty snuggled up nicely in the underwear drawer.
And then there is this unnerving masterpiece of randomness.