Inanimate objects I find after my kids go to sleep…

Let it be said;

when the children come, the sanity will get the hell out of dodge… 

This poor Santa dog who just got home from a long night of partying.

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Don’t worry Barbie…We’ve all been there. 

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Just…Why?

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A cat who stares menacingly into your eyes while you try to urinate. 

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Nope that’s not what I meant when I said put your pillow where it belongs…

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Nor when I said put your markers away.

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And this naked baby really just freaks the hell out of me…Combined with the cat- that was one scary pee. 

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And of course we can’t forget the vampire teeth in a houseplant.

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Or Hello Kitty snuggled up nicely in the underwear drawer. 

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And then there is this unnerving masterpiece of randomness. 

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And finally we shall end with this severed finger on a banister. IMG_1359[1]

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