It has come to my attention that when an individual searches on Google for anything at all, and somehow stumbles upon a link to my blog, I receive, on my stats page, the phrase in which was typed in that lead them to my small corner of the inter-web.
As I discovered this information, and began reading through these sorted phrases my mind began spinning. What on earth were these people looking for? And how disappointed they must have been once clicking upon the link leading them to my blog.
So for your reading enjoyment I have decided to divulge the top ten weirdo phrases that random people typed into Google this year that directed them to me.
10) “wet pants when excited music”
9) “teen girls pooping and wetting a diaper”
8) “embarrassing vagina public wet panties”
7) “shit weasel pics”
6) “female stomach”
5) “little girl diaper poop fuck torrent”
4) “do boogers turn brown on carpet”
3) “wet dreams”
2) “debonair blog. com”
1) “teen with diarrhea in panties”
So what have I learnt from diving in to the insane and quite frankly creepy world of Google phrases?
Everyone on the internet is fucked. That is all.