So I had a little run in with our Helen, this evening. It was ugly, and unfortunate to say the least. It didn’t end well, I will tell you that much…This is how it played out.
The Departure of Helen The Housewife…
Handy Housewife Hint #005- A Handy Housewife always ensures her provisions are stocked for supply and demand.
There comes a time in any Handy Housewife’s life, when the monotony and gloom of everyday life just sneaks up on her. Whether it be the kids hurdling feces at each other, a few extra pounds have been gained over the holiday season or, you have a bitch of a boss that won’t let you express your individualism through alcohol and threatens to fire you for doing so…No names will be named…
The point is these daunting days do come about, every now and then.
What would you say if I were to tell you, I could make all of your ill-feelings and glumness just slip away to the outermost regions of your brain?
OF COURSE YOU WOULD BE ECSTATIC!!
With just a pop of a cork and a slug of a bottle you can be thrust into…Well this-
Will make you happy,
For todays post I have even prepared a little wordsmith spectacle by creating a Haiku.
Wine is wonder-filled
As it glides down to my gut
Please bring me more wine
And as that crucial epiphany came to head, Helen let go of her struggle to stay in the mix. Gracefully stepping back and fading into this big ol’ blogosphere called life. No one knows whatever became of Helen- where she is, or if she will ever be back…And maybe, some may say, that is exactly how she would like it.
But I for one, will never forget our dear Helen.
Rest your mind at ease that with each disgusting old dish rag you refuse to throw out…Helens there.
Each time you need a time out in the kitchen…Helens there.
And in the shower…She’s watching you in there as well.
So in end my friends, as difficult of a decision as it was for me to have to fire dear Helen, in retrospect it is a verdict I feel confident about.
And who knows…She’s a crafty old bat, she very well could slip into a post in future days.
And for now, I have heard a rumour floating around that she has a few friends who are interested in making guest appearances on The Blogging Mama.
So fear not my Helen lovers, the dysfunctional fun will most definitely continue!
If you’ve missed out on any of the last Housewife Posts…Here they are, in a nice and neat fashion for your viewing convenience.
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