So the Selfie post I generated yesterday was a hit. The Mama racked up a whooping 430 hits in one day on it and this leads me to believe that you guys either really enjoy looking at idiotic pictures of me or, you simply love your Selfies…Let’s go with the latter.
I asked my readers to send in there awesome Selfie shots to The Blogging Mama Facebook page and I would pick the best ones to create a post with.
But I got to thinking and who am I to play God and start deciding which Selfies are the best?
These pictures are a part of you, they define you as a person, a being that roams this earth finding pure joy out of snapping pic’s of themselves. How could I, deprive you of not posting your unique Selfie?
Well that, and the staggeringly low amount of Selfies I actually received on the Facebook page…So I lovingly decided to post them all! And I found some extras too…If I put your picture up on this post and you didn’t know about it, I am just going to put this out there;
“You all gave me these picture at one point in our life together, so you can’t get mad…No givesies backsies…”
So without further adieu, ‘Selfies The Next Generation’.
1. The ‘I’m wearing a leather jacket and playing with my hair, so I’m a badass’ Selfie.
2. ‘I feel so awkward I’m going to take a Selfie’ Selfie.
3. ‘I had a long day…What of it?’ Selfie
4. ‘Now that I’ve had a little fermented beverage relief I feel comfortable busting out Duck Face’ Selfie
5. This is amazing! ‘This infant baby is taking a Selfie while getting smooched by an overbearing Mother!’ Selfie.
6. The Unaware Selfie. “Who took that picture, I don’t know…Surely it wasn’t me.”
7. ‘You idiots and your Selfies’ “This is how you take a real Selfie.”
8. The ‘I don’t care, I just want to take so many Selfies!’Selfie.
9. The pretending to be asleep while standing erect Selfie.
10. The best Selfie I have ever seen in my entire life. Not to mention the ‘I can’t make fun of this Selfie too much because she is extremely pregnant and I am a little frightened of her right now’…Selfie.
11. The ‘Listen to the words coming out of my mouth!’ Selfie.
12. The ‘Get me outta here’ Selfie…
13. A head spin ‘oh I didn’t see you there’ Selfie.
14. This Selfie has two purposes…Firstly it is the ‘couples Selfie’- A place where a union can show their love for one another not to mention how adorably cute they are together by taking a photo of themselves for the world to view and cherish.
Secondly it is the ‘edited Selfie’, in which it is just edited enough to hide those pesky blemishes.
15. The ‘In-Car’ Selfie.
16. Newest edition to our Selfie pose list, ‘The over exposed, fish lips’ Selfie.
17. The ‘Drunken Best Buds’ Selfie.
18. The ‘half Duck Face half going to kiss my baby’ Selfie. Well what can I say, she’s got the lips for it!
And, It just got awkward…
19. The ‘I’m dressed as a pirate’ Selfie.
20. The “Man I’m awesome at taking Selfies…” Selfie.
21. The “I have a creepy moustache and I want everyone to know it” Selfie.
22. “Okay Okay enough with the damn Selfies” Selfie.
23. This may or may not be a Selfie…
24. The ‘I got a real job and boy howdy am I ever going to gloat about it’ Selfie.
25. And finally the, ‘Oh for the love of god she is embarrassing sometimes…” Selfie.
So that draws us to the end of this segment of Selfies, The Next Generation. Do you have an awesome Selfie that you want me to make fun of? Perhaps you have a Selfie taking friend who you would like to give a taste of humility to? Or maybe your children take a lot of Selfies like mine do…
Send your Selfies to The Blogging Mama Facebook page, maybe you too can get ridiculed here on The Blogging Mama!
“I wrote the word ‘Selfie’ 45 times in this post…Oh how I love Selfies.”