We will be doing this weeks Housewife post early in honour of the day of the Lord.
And for all of you Albertans who are bummed out from all of this snow!
Hope you enjoy.
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There are times in the housewife life, when the homemaker in question, may get a little despondent.
It is an unfortunate truth, but these situations do occasionally hammer down upon homemakers near and far. And the only way in which a superior housewife will overcome and conquer these hairy situations is through the grace of God.
Today Helen would like to talk to you about the divine power of the Lord.
Handy Housewife Hint #004- A Handy Housewife will forevermore go to great lengths to further her relationship with the Almighty.
When Helen is faced with a tough time, she will quickly turn to the Higher Power for answers, asking with great passion how to remedy her woes…
But often The Big Man upstairs decides that poor Helen must deal with this one on her own. This is when Helen offers sacrifice to the deity, hoping that this will warm his omnipotent hand.
Once Helens attempts have failed she quickly tries a different angle with Him…
It is a sad and sorrow filled day when our housewife realizes that she may just have to Mother-up and deal with the young ones without the firm discipline of the Father, but in the end realizes that this is yet another one of His worthy tests.
And after liberating her agitation…
Helen prepares for a good nights sleep and places positive thoughts towards a bright a optimistic tomorrow.
Prior to indulging in her before bed nightcap(s) to forget all of her heinous woes…
Helen always remembers to send a little prayer to her beloved.
Because a heathen housewife, isn’t a handy housewife.
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**And remember friends, The Handy Housewife will be returning every Wednesday to bring you more divine and revered ways to become the handy housewife you’ve always coveted being.
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