Well here we are, another week has passed which brings us to the next instalment of The Handy Housewife. Here at The Handy Housewife the charming Helen will give us tips and tricks to becoming the kind of homemaker your husband can truly be proud of.
Handy Housewife Hint #002-A Handy Housewife will always ensure her allure is up to par.
Now, although the thought of ‘letting oneself go’ once finding that special someone is quite tempting, Helen our Handy Housewife frowns upon this theory.
Helen believes that staying at ones peak of physical attractiveness is indeed a key role in the continuation of a blissful union.
When commencing her beauty regime, Helen always inspects and harshly scrutinizes each and every flaw on her face.
Mentally noting each miniscule area in which will need extra care in these next few pivotal moments of application.
Helen will then weep direly into the lonely mirror, silently wishing that her face still looked as it did 10 years ago.
No amount of foundation can help you now Helen…
Once Helen indulges in some self medicating time, she is ready to move onwards and upwards.
Helen believes there is a very fine line between whore make-up and debonair housewife make-up…Helen urges you NOT to mix the two up.
Unfortunately, when too much self medication is involved…
Helen occasionally does muddle up the two…Possibly in reminiscence of her younger years.
If such an occurrence should happen to you; simply throw a hissy fit, rip out only the slightest bit of hair (assure this will not be noticeable) stomp your feet and then carry on.
Now that the lovely Helen has released her pent up rage for reasons she doesn’t quite understand, she is again ready to move forward, getting back to the order of beauty.
The Handy Housewife knows that lipstick is the secret to any triumphant boudoir escapade.
And blush can be that crucial shielding layer that saves your money-maker from those untimely misfires.
And finally Helen is ready!
Ready to woo her husband into submission. Because clearly no man…Or woman for that matter, can deny the sexual allure of a gal who knows how to properly beautify herself.
Because an unkempt housewife, isn’t a handy housewife.
Photo Credit: Imagine The image Photography
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