Welcome one and all to the first official edition of The Handy Housewife. Where the handsome Helen will woo you with all the handy hints you need in order to be a happy housewife and homemaker.
Handy Housewife Hint #001- A Handy housewife, is forever innovative.
No matter what dilemma faces The Handy Housewife, she overcomes and conquers with a steady hand.
For example, The Handy Housewife would never spill even a drop of her wine when dealing with a close to burning roast in the oven. She simply would open the hatch in the utmost of lady like manner and grab that son-of-a-bitch out with her oven mitted hand…Handy Housewife style.
The Handy Housewife minds alcoholic wastefulness, and will avoid it at all costs.
Continuing on with The Handy Housewife’s innovation is her ability to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle…
One may think that a permeable old dish cloth that has holes larger than ones own may need a permanent toss in the trash…Not The Handy Housewife! The Handy Housewife, upon coming across such a dish rag begins mentally brainstorming all of the newfangled wonders that this dish rag will generate.
Spit Rag (for adults)
Feces extractor from carpets
And the list truly goes on and on.
So with that, the beloved rag will get gently placed in the ‘to-use’ bucket and forgot about until the end of time.
Now the Handy Housewife is faced with yet another dire situation. In her smooth saving shift to protect the roast from its burning state, she managed to dribble fatty meat drippings all over that darn oven door.
Boy Howdy I sure know that would make me pretty heated!
But not The Handy Housewife! With nothing but her trusty rag and bucket not to mention a big lush glass of red…
Helen has it cleaned up in a jiffy!
Oh Helen, how did we ever get by before your innovative frolics!
Last and most definitely least in our quest to learn Helen’s innovation strategies;
The Handy Housewife will Always cry her woes into the bottom of her wine glass before going to bed.
Because a passive aggressive housewife, isn’t a handy housewife.
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**And remember friends, The Handy Housewife will be returning every Wednesday to bring you more fun and fabulous ways to become the handy housewife you’ve always dreamed of being!
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