Blame blame go away
Do not come another day,
Let me live a life that’s free
Of jaded thoughts of what should be.
The kids are grubby, the house a mess
I have not bathed in days…To confess
We eat spaghetti from a can
And I can’t remember the last time I ran.
My body is gaining too much substance,
My face is full of acne abundance
My boobs are sagging, despite their small size
Tree stumps are what I envision my thighs.
The babies are back talking every chance that they get
I am quickly approaching a nervous wreck.
I feel that I come up short in the jist
Of life in general on the awesome list.
Well here and now, As of Today
I have something important to say!
if you are frustrated, gloomy or blue
There is only one single thing you must do…
Stand up and shout out “NO MORE OF THIS SHIT”
I blame no one but me for my dubious skit!
Change your attitude and your downtrodden ways
Pick yourself up, out of your off-putting phase.
Healthcare has problems, the government taxes
It hurts like hell when your vagina gets waxes!
The school system fails us, and public roads suck a plenty
theweathernetwork.com may as well just be empty!
Your body is not what it used to be
There’s hair growing in places you can’t even see
Who cares if your tooth is chipped half way off
And you have that persistent ‘old man’ cough
Your life is in front of you, just waiting to be
Grasped to the utmost, and brimming with glee
Only you can seek your own lively reserves
And placing blame will not get you the rewards you deserve.
So I for one will be blaming others no more
for the life that I thought was uncalled-for and sore
I will take this ol’ life by its two mountainous oysters
And renovate my journey into an audacious roister.
To end a wee rant, I will leave you with this
Blame is for suckers, and babies and wimps
Be bigger than that, be cooler, be smooth
And if you take my advice, I guarantee it will sooth!