Oh giraffe puzzel, how you toy with me
you say your recommended ages, are from one to three
if this is so; then tell me please
Why for me, you’re not a breeze?
A 27 year woman; educated…Bright
Yet when I try to assemble you, all I get is plight.
Why oh why giraffe puzzle, do you tease me so
You quickly are becoming, an awfully nasty foe.
The children can gather you into your neatly place
Shouting joy and ecstasy, when finally seeing your face.
and there I am, feeling angst, against my own blood brood
For they have spent me in my quest to see you fully viewed.
And now I try again puzzle, to finish you in a scoff
Oh you fucking giraffe puzzle, you’re really pissing me off!
Once again I indisputably fail
Whilst a two and four year old conquer and prevail.
Maybe I have been quite harsh with you Giraffe Puzzle
But once I get you, you hatred thing…I’ll place on you a muzzle!
I no longer care of your feelings, you stupid silly thing
You spite me every go-of-it with your subtle sting.
So possibly this time, you have justly won
But know this, giraffe puzzle, we are nowhere close to done!
I will continue on, to struggle with your pieces
Until the day I overcome; and all this madness ceases!
So watch out giraffe puzzle…Watch your parted back
For never again will I, endure your clever flak!
Until we meet again puzzle, I will bid adieu
But not of the pleasant kind…More reminiscent of SCREW YOU!